May 2013
strangeasanjles:
cumanana:
absoluteblue:
aquietrevolutionary:
artalias:
electronicanonsensica:
Everyone is missing the biggest problem here.
Fuck the ads. Fuck the links. Fuck the email stuff.
Yahoo explicitly forbids pornography and sexually suggestive material on their websites and all affiliates.
That means no more porn on Tumblr.
… God help us all.
BUT THINK OF ALL THE LOST...
singularprincess:
WE CAN FIX THIS
WHY DON’T WE BUY YAHOO
i can see it now.
an open letter to yahoo
aiclan:
fix the tumblr video player and you can buy any fucking website you like
whiskey-memories:
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
teruprince:
all these pokemon fusions
and yet you people neglect
the best one there is
peregrin-fool-of-a-took:
221bec:
“so how’s your fandom doing?”
it doesn’t even matter what fandom they meant; this applies to all of them.
poetryandcreepythings:
I thought all the creepypasta narrators were going to be these dark, mysterious characters
But then I found tumblr and…
skittyspostlimitblog:
sometimes my twelve year old little sister will go on club penguin and trick a bunch of girls that she’s a guy and she’ll make them think they’re dating and then she’ll have them all meet her in the same place at the same time and watch them get into catfights about who’s boyfriend she is and thats how my little sister became a cross-dressing evil mastermind pimp on club...
gorgeousdarren:
when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident
plot twist: yahoo buys tumblr and we get proper blocking features, lockable posts, a sent folder in messages/fanmail with a better interface, ability to search multiple tags, removal of the post and message limits, proper search engines for likes/archives and removing that bloody "reblog as a link" option.
steven-stoned:
SAY THE FOLLOWING OUT LOUD:
ICE
BANK
MICE
ELF
jimmyyesvak:
vintagernisery:
rhydonmyhardon:
reblog if you remember lil’ bill a.k.a black caillou
except lil bill wasn’t a lil bitch
DROPPING SOME SICK BURNS TONIGHT HOT DAMN
geometricdeathtrap:
metallikato:
generallegendary:
metallikato:
jewelstaites:
how to give a good handjob
bop it
pull it
twist it
harder
better
faster
stronger
You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about!
Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
mom: did you eat all the donuts
me: no
mom: why are you lying to me i can see all the powder on your pants
me: thats cocaine
slothtier:
swiggity swog follow my blog
tumblr right now
concernedresidentofbakerstreet:
mooraan:
whovians freaking out about doctor who
stop yahoo campaign
wild europeans celebrating eurovision
supernatural fandom still in shock
Watch